Look, we’re not saying the New York Jets are a good football team or even an above average team. They haven’t played the qualifiers since 2010, and so were they Butt jokes For years. In fact, you probably should never see Jets – not if they appeared on ESPN
highLights. Not if they are playing against your favorite team; Not even if you’ve been a fan your whole life.
What we are saying is that from a purely legal standpoint, “I drank too much because the planes are bad!” It will not take you out of a DUI conviction.
Driven to drink
That was Christopher Grechock’s excuse last Sunday, after he finished off another car on a New Jersey highway. Graychuck, who was found lying on the grass next to his car, initially told the police that he hit the car because it had stopped in front of him in traffic, but he could not walk straight and stumbled when he went to speak to the officers. While Greshuk was trying to conduct field sobriety tests, he allegedly told the officers, “I drank too much because the planes suck!”
The Jets really sucked that day – blasting 41-10 at home to the Buffalo Bills (which are horrible, too) – and that resulted in a little drinking. Greyshock had 13 BAC and a three-quarter bottle of whiskey in his car, along with a partially smoked joint in his car, a bag of marijuana, and roll papers.
Drinking (and smoking) and driving
Greyshock has been arrested by the police (Who took a great shotHe seized his car, and accused him of assaulting cars, which resulted in injuries while driving under the influence of drugs, possession of marijuana, possession of drug paraphernalia, driving under the influence of drugs, reckless driving, and an open container of alcohol in the car.
So yeah – you don’t see the planes. And if you must, don’t drink and drive.